Me: ... you look nice.
Cj: What? No, I don't. I look like I should be on the cover of Buttsex [Brokeback] Mountain. Waitaminute...
*Goes over to coat rack and puts on Cowboy Hat*
Cj: Wait, wait... *makes face like Jake Gyllenhal on cover of book*
Me, laughing: You should totally wear that when you go to campus.
Cj: YEAH RIGHT. I am NOT going to go play DDR with a gay man wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat.
Me: Whyyyy?
Cj: ... do you even WANT me to be straight?
Me: I do... I just like it when you DRESS gay.
Cj: What? No, I don't. I look like I should be on the cover of Buttsex [Brokeback] Mountain. Waitaminute...
*Goes over to coat rack and puts on Cowboy Hat*
Cj: Wait, wait... *makes face like Jake Gyllenhal on cover of book*
Me, laughing: You should totally wear that when you go to campus.
Cj: YEAH RIGHT. I am NOT going to go play DDR with a gay man wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat.
Me: Whyyyy?
Cj: ... do you even WANT me to be straight?
Me: I do... I just like it when you DRESS gay.
- Mood:
mischievous


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Better yet, do it again, record it, and send it to the Brokeback people. DO IT FOR THE LULZ, MAN!
by the way, i beat witch doctor. on maniac. seriously.