Tagged by usagiko: List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag five people to do the same.

(I listed the actor, then the fictional role)

1. Johnny Depp as Crybaby Walker in Crybaby & Edward in Edward Scissorhands
2. Edward Norton as Sheldon Mopes in Death to Smoochy
3. Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club (I know, messed up, right?)
4. Gerard Butler as Leonides in 300 & The Phantom in Phantom of the Opera
5. Viggo Mortenson as Nikolai in Eastern Promises
6. Kiefer Sutherland as David in The Lost Boys
7. Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The 5th Element
8. Ryan Philippe as Sebastian Valmont in Cruel Intentions
9. Christian Bale as Cowboy in Newsies
10. Jude Law as Inman in Cold Mountain

This was harder than I thought.

Tagging theoni, merry_tasogare, dgenerator, seemoore, and cactusstar.

Put your music player on shuffle/random. Post lyrics from the first 20 songs that play (ignore instrumentals!). Have your friends guess the songs - or just marvel at your strange music collection!

1. Was too easy. It's Take On Me.

2. There's a place I am flying
There's a mountain waiting for me
Oh these years have been so trying
I dunno if I can use them
Am I strong enough to be the one
Will I live to have some children...

3. He has the head of a camel,
The neck of a crocodile (Sounds kind of strange)
He's both a fish and a mammal
and I hope he'll never change...

4. To our crazy fans
We wrote this song especially for you
It's for everything you do
You are the best
Now get undressed...

5. New blood joins this earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules

6. I'm up on the eleventh floor
And I'm watching the cruisers below
He's down on the street
And he's trying hard
to pull sister Flo
My heart's in the basement
My weekend's at an all time low...

7. You're 17, evil and mean, comfy and cozy, nowhere scene,
You can't deny the loser inside, all of your bad taste won't subside...

8. Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

9. Give me body give me body (body)
Give me your body
Dont talk dont talk dont talk dont talk
Baby dont talk.

10. When you grab ahold of me...
Tell me that I'll never be set free
But I'm a parasite
Creep and crawl, I step into the night.

11. Ow!
I've been lookin' for a trace
Lookin' for a heart,
Lookin' for a lover in a world
That's much too dark
Because you don't want my love, no, no
You wanna sati-satisfaction...

12. Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you've never been (sounds like bean in order to rhyme w/seen)
But all the things that you've seen
They slowly fade away...

13. We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

14. Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some.
Its not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To rockaway beach.

15. I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I've said too much
Been too unkind
I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and
Laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes...

16. You're the love of my life
but it cuts like my knife
and I feel that I'm being misled
See I'm a little concerned
for I've recently learned
of the swastika tattoo on your head
And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg-Heil"
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes
in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

17. You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
And I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you
And that's worse...

18. I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you

19. You called me up last night in tears
and said you missed me after all these years
Well I've been waiting here so long,
I've gotten over it since you've been gone.

20. What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

I would like more __________ in my life.

+ singing
+ farmer's market-going
+ babies (not necessarily mine)
+ quiet time
+ new romantics
+ friend visits
+ book-reading
+ moisture (it's dry as hell here!)